American actress Lili Reinhart, “Brown Necktie”, and “Brunski” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than stupid questions. Here is perhaps the last bunch, guys and dolls:
How are strippers like giants? (Both grind men’s bones to make their bread.
When do we start to tell the same kind of jokes our parents told?
Michelle M. contributed this one: “If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up . . . that’s a squat, right?”
Guys, did you ever look in the mirror and in your high school yearbook and ask yourself: "How did we ever find women to impregnate and give us children?"
What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)
What exactly is head cheese? I mean, has anyone ever had a grilled headcheese sandwich?
Robin H asked: “Why do I bother to ‘push one for English’ when I still get someone who can’t speak it?”
This one is courtesy of Carrie T: Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? (Ban sober drivers from driving. That’s how guntrol works.)
Would you even care if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?
What did one toilet say to the other? (You look flushed.)
Sheila G. asked: “Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000?”
Doesn't "Meat Palace" sound like a euphemism for vagina? Or maybe the name of a gay bar?
Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?
“Can’t you smell that smell?” (He who smelt it dealt it.)
“How Do You Do?” (Much better now that we’re alone actually.)
“What’s Your Name?” (Does it really matter?)
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