There are no superstitions, only things the mind does not understand.

A service which psychiatrists should provide, where the session takes place during a walk, outside. Get off that couch, you lazy bastard!

They're not set to control you; They're set to protect them.

"Free money" is not when you save money. It's when you gain money.

Some teen on a scooter crashes hard onto the concrete. Some passing-by teen asks "You OK?" He replies, while getting up: "Yeah" The other teen asks again "But, really"?

Before you know it, fast food restaurants will offer no human customer support. If you think automated messages are bad when dealing with issues online, wait till you don't get the meal you ordered.

Soon, we'll all be dead, like the idiot lobsters.