I hope you understand you are not my friend.
She felt annoyed about the villager showing up uninvited on a special day like this.
I know, I know, he said hastily but you see I want you to know that I like you and I brought you a present 'cause I am aware how hard it is for you to go to the bakery in the village.
He removed the cloth from the package and there it was her favourite pie. I brought you some candles too so you can make a wish or five if you like after all it's your birthday party.
Baffled about his unexpected kindness she gazed at the cake. It looked delicious but she wasn't sure if she could trust the old guy so she decided to ask him to stay and try the pie since he was right she was celebrating.
Fine, she said, you lit the candles and after that get out of my way. If I blow you won't be happy especially not if I need to sneeze.
She kept one nostril closed and made a wish, one that hardly could go wrong.
Be my guest dear man and do take a plate before I eat it all.
He did as she told him and was glad since it was the last bite he had before he ended up as her dessert.
9-3-2024
Picture: I-generated /bing.com
Prompt: not my friend