It's no secret that when laziness learns, then various methods of strolling are invented. I will tell you about one curious case that happened to my classmates.
It happened at the lesson of geography. My classmates Sergei and Zhenya did not learn the homework, and so they decided to drop from the lesson so as not to get bad grades. But they did not want to leave the lesson with a lesson (they were still inventors), so the guys climbed into the closet where the books are stored. Just imagine - they seem to be at the lesson, but on the other hand - they are not!
And then the lesson began. Nothing special: the teacher is telling something, and the students are busy with their own affairs - in one word, complete harmony. And then - the whole class heard a roar! From the closet falls out ... Zhenya! The monotonous voice of the teacher bit my classmate a little, he dozed off, relaxed, leaned against the door and fell out. The whole class was dying with laughter, and Zhenya did not even understand for a couple of seconds what was going on, and looked at us with sleepy eyes. With fright, he barely uttered: "What happened?". In the classroom they began to laugh even louder, only the teacher and Zhenya came to their senses after the shock.
And Sergei, who stayed in the closet did not intend to go out, hoping that he would not be noticed. He stood there at attention, as if he had been glued. But it was not there - the teacher noticed it. He went to the closet and neatly, so as not to frighten him away, he asked: "Seryozha, have you forgotten where the door is?". To which Sergey answered without hesitation, "I have not forgotten, I was just closed here, and then the lesson began, and I did not want to disturb you ...."
It's clear that no one believed in such lies. Children by the way for this trick have not been punished. The teacher sulked of course on them for a while, but then still forgave. And now we have all grown up long ago, but I still remember all this as if it happened yesterday.
