Meme short story contest:an awkward date

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So i stepped in ready to slay his money and the restaurant's menu. It was a blind date but his choice of meeting point shows he could pay the bills

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I sighted a breath taking cutie on a table for two, he was on his phone and i was convinced he was the one. I smiled all the way down there

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Excuse me ma'am, i think you're on the wrong table, my date just left for the rest room.

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I shamefully went to another table, texted him, called him endlessly but no response.
He will come and meet me here.

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While he's wasting my time, lemme order orisirisii to keep myself busy.

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About an hour later he texted, that he couldn't make it again, his car broke down, his phone was given him issue blah blah blah

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Ma your bill is 25,500
Ayemi temibami

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The month just begun and I've swiped almost half of my earnings in one evening...

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Now i know the importance of saying swiper no swipping....
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Thanks to everyone that supported the contest onos@onos, dklef@dklef trojan4@trojan4 i enjoyed your meme stories.

My winner is dklef@dklef 3sbd
Since the participants didn't get to choose the second winner, the 2sbd would be spilt between the two other participants....

See you in the next round

Meme short story contest:an awkward date | Ecency