The Twins are passing a stolen Egyptian cigarette between the two of them. They each take a drag and begin hacking and coughing like it’s their first time.
They are so engrossed in what they’re doing that they do not see Esmeralda von Krauss approach the pair in a spicy red dress.
She taps her ruby red shoes against the ground, which eventually draws the attention of Hehehe and Hahaha.
They freeze, looking at Esmeralda with wide eyes, before hanging their heads in shame like bad children who know that they have done wrong.
Esmeralda von Krauss - Where did you get that cigarette, dahlings?
Hehehe - We got it -
Hahaha - From Armand’s ashtray.
Hehehe - He put it out!
Hahaha - Valora Salinas demanded a meeting.
Esmeralda shakes her head, giving off a light laugh.
Esmeralda von Krauss - You are not in trouble. Do you find the taste refined?
Hehehe coughs and coughs before handing the cigarette to Hahaha.
Hehehe - Like licking silk.
Hahaha - That had been dragged through the mud.
Esmeralda snatches the cigarette from Hahaha’s hand and examines it with a chuckle before dropping it on the ground and crushing it out.
Esmeralda von Krauss - You are not meant to smoke the filter. When the flame gets close to the filter, you put it out. No wonder it was harsh, dahlings! Here!
Esmeralda reaches into a crimson and gold wristlet and produces a golden cigarette case. She hands each of the Twins their own imported Egyptian cigarette. Fresh and new.
Hehehe - Umm.
Hahaha - I think we good.
Esmeralda von Krauss - Are you certain?
Hehehe - Yes. We don’t like to smoke.
Hahaha - It’s not good for us.
Esmeralda collects the cigarettes back and puts one into the case, and one at the end of a ruby red foot-long cigarette holder. She lights it up and takes a drag, smiling as she blows the smoke out into the air.
Esmeralda von Krauss - Shouldn’t the two of you be getting ready to take on Mormo and Moloch instead of smoking illicit cigarettes like school children?
Hehehe - We never went to school.
Hahaha - We were too poor when mommy raised us.
Esmeralda von Krauss - That was a pity. Prepare for your match. Alright?
Hehehe - Yes, boss!
Hahaha - Right away, boss!
Esmeralda walks away while the Twins walk around the Kharnival grounds.
Hehehe - You know, Mormo and Moloch. I’m sure that Donzig finds the two of you replaceable.
Hahaha - Could be anyone under the domain of Oblivion Death Squad. Any Albanians with a criminal background.
Hehehe - You’re like the goons of the Batman tv show. Fodder for the heroes to beat up before being captured by the main villain.
Hahaha - We will sweep through you to go on to the next round. We will go on to win this tournament. We will go on to win those tag team titles.
Hehehe - You claim that we have no business being in this tournament and contending for those titles. We were invited. We chose to come.
Hahaha - It’s a pity that your people didn’t eliminate us in the first round. Now, we get to eliminate you in the second round. We get to crush you in the ring. You won’t like it. Your master will punish you for the loss, but it’s what is meant to happen.
The Twins bump into a rather strong-looking man. He looks down at them with a vacant gaze, lost in the hypnotic charm of the Kharnival.
Strong man - Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t see you there.
Hehehe - Not a problem. We just wondered
Hahaha - Do you want to wrestle?
Strong man - Do what now?
Hehehe - Say yes.
Hahaha - Yeah, say yes!
Strong man - Yes?
Hehehe - Great!
Hahaha - You won’t regret this…much.
Strong man - What? Regret what?
Hehehe grabs the man by the ankle and pulls his leg up while Hahaha seizes the leg and sinks his teeth into the bare knee. The strong man lets out a scream of pain and smashes Hahaha in the forehead with punch after punch until Hahaha releases the knee and laughs, splattering blood all over the place as the knee is released.
The Strong man screams and turns to run, but Hehehe catches him from behind and hits a German suplex where Hahaha lands a leg drop upon the Strong man’s neck.
Hehehe and Hahaha jump to their feet and flex their muscles over the downed power lifter.
Hehehe - Mormo, Moloch. We are sure you won’t go down that easily, but -
Hahaha - You will go down.
Hehehe - You are just goons. Tools really.
Hahaha - Failure could mean that Donzig kills you both and finds two more muscle-bound freaks to become Mormo and Moloch.
Hehehe - Maybe we could become the new Oblivion Death Squad.
Hahaha - Do we know Albanian?
Hehehe - A është orizi gjithmonë i bardhë? (Is rice always white?)
Hahaha - Jo, nuk është. (No, it isn’t.)
Hehehe - Then, I guess we don’t know Albanian.
Hahaha - Damn it. That rules us out.
Hehehe - I don’t think we could take orders from Donzig anyway.
Hahaha - Ha! Too right. Donzig would trip and tell us to punch gravity.
Hehehe - Who punches gravity? You gotta strangle that.
Hahaha - A swift kick to gravity’s nards.
Hehehe - Does gravity have nards?
Hahaha - I don’t know. I’m no scientist.
Hehehe stops talking and grabs the strong looking fellow by the leg as he has been trying to crawl away. He gets to the shorts’ pocket and gets out his wallet.
Hehehe - Thank you…(looks at the DL of the man)...George?
Hahaha - Hehehe, his name is George.
Hehehe - Were you laughing or saying my name?
Hahaha - Can’t it be both?
The Twins give off a ghastly giggle that culminates in the pair coughing up phlegm and sitting it at the man who is still crawling away.
Hehehe - Mormo.
Hahaha - Moloch.
The Twins do a dramatic pose.
Both - We will “see you soon”.
