have u checkd d result of d life exam written
last month?" If "No", here are ur scores; I
checked dem 4 u dis morning:
- Long life: A1
- Sickness: F9
- Knowledge: A1
- Riches: A1
- Happiness: A1
But u were absent in d following subjects: - Hardship
- Difficulties.
The following subjects were also withheld: - Disease
- Suffering.
Furthermore, u did not register 4: - Premature Death and
- Satanic Oppression.
U are hereby promoted 2 a new level of
greatness