Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair.
Simple Simon said to the pieman, "What have you got there?"
Said the pieman unto simon, "Pies you dickhead".
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Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair.
Simple Simon said to the pieman, "What have you got there?"
Said the pieman unto simon, "Pies you dickhead".