Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Two friends meet in the morning for breakfast and one asks the other: "How did you sleep last night?" "I slept like a baby," the other replies.

Today Fountain in front of the colonnade Dnes Fontána před kolonádou (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The doctor says to the blonde: 'Unfortunately, there’s only a 50% chance that the procedure will succeed.'

🏃198.0 kcal @tom45p just finished a 2.91km run, that lasted for 19 minutes. This run helped tom45p burn 198.0 calories. Description from Strava: Polojasno, 21°C, Zdánlivá teplota 21°C, Vlhkost vzduchu

⛅ Afternoon Run I just finished a 2.91 km Run, that lasted for 18m. This Run helped me burn 198.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Run Distance:2.91 km Duration:18m Calories Burnt:198.0 Description

Today Dnes 🖼️ Photo / Foto EN: All photos in this post were taken by me and belong to me, unless otherwise stated. CZ: Všechny fotografie v tomto příspěvku byly pořízeny mnou a patří mně, pokud není uvedeno

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The doctor says to the blonde: 'Unfortunately, there’s only a 50% chance that the procedure will succeed.' The blonde replies: 'Great, then let’s do it twice.'

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 On his deathbed, the husband admitted to his wife that he had been cheating on her with her sister for a long time. 'I know, darling,' the wife said. 'That's

🏃219.0 kcal @tom45p just finished a 3.26km run, that lasted for 22 minutes. This run helped tom45p burn 219.0 calories. Description from Strava: Polojasno, 17°C, Zdánlivá teplota 15°C, Vlhkost vzduchu

Today statue of the Virgin Mary Dnes socha Panny Marie (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 On his deathbed, the husband admitted to his wife that he had been cheating on her with her sister for a long time.

🏃251.0 kcal @tom45p just finished a 3.48km run, that lasted for 23 minutes. This run helped tom45p burn 251.0 calories. Description from Strava: Zataženo, 17°C, Zdánlivá teplota 15°C, Vlhkost vzduchu

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Adélka comes home from school and her father asks her: 'How was school?' 'Oh, nothing, I just got a C in geography – I couldn't find Alaska...' 'And you didn't

🚶603.0 kcal @tom45p just finished a 8.22km walk, that lasted for 159 minutes. This walk helped tom45p burn 603.0 calories. Description from Strava: Polojasno, 28°C, Zdánlivá teplota 27°C, Vlhkost vzduchu

Today Ambrož's Spring Dnes Ambrožův pramen (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 "I'm not unfair," claims the teacher. "So, you three come to the board. Honza, tell me, what was the biggest maritime

Today Three Muses Dnes Tři múzy (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Peter comes home late at night, totally wasted. He wakes his wife and insists: 'Jitka, Jitka, wake up! Do you know what just happened to

Today 🇬🇧 Dnes🇨🇿 🖼️ Photo / Foto EN: All photos in this post were taken by me and belong to me, unless otherwise stated. CZ: Všechny fotografie v tomto příspěvku byly pořízeny mnou a patří mně, pokud

Today Forest spring🇬🇧 Dnes Lesní pramen🇨🇿 (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The little boy asks, 'Dad, why won't you put me in the lottery?' 'Oh, what nonsense are you talking about now?' 'Well, I just

Today🇬🇧 Dnes 🇨🇿 (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The teacher says to the kids at school: Don't raise your hand if you don't know anything. You're at school, not in parliament! 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Paní

Today Ambrož's Spring🇬🇧 Dnes Ambrožův pramen 🇨🇿 (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 School is like pregnancy. It takes 9 months of pure time, and by the second day you already feel awful about it. 😂

Today miramonte🇬🇧 Dnes miramonte🇨🇿 (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 "I hadn't smoked, drunk, or chased girls for six years. But one beautiful morning, my mom took me to school. That's how it all

Today 🇬🇧 >Dnes 🇨🇿 (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The teacher asks her favorite student in math class: 'Jiříček, if your dad leaves home first at seven o’clock walking at four kilometers per hour,