When she saw my penis.

Sometimes it won't work.

Low-carb diets tend to get rid of excess water from the body. Because they lower insulin levels, the kidneys start shedding excess sodium, leading to rapid weight loss in the first week or two. Have a

Thinking about selling my kidney now.

Bought bitcoin at 15000 $..thought it was good opportunity to buy in dip.

Bitcoin was the first cryptocurrency in existence. It is still the coin with the most recognition, highest adoption, highest market cap, and one of the highest daily volumes. This made it a natural choice

Few moments later your nose will be like..

Some people don't tolerate poor customer service.

Hebrew is really interesting language to learn. Thanks for teaching. You are adding great value to steemit through your content.

and her new boyfriend is a police man.

when you accidentally send nudes to your mom instead of your sister.

When we're all having fun and a white guy drops the N-Word with a 'Hard R.

Only ranger who did not remove his helmet from his head??.(Poor Racist Joke)

Don't worry bro ..according to Adam and eve story we are all siblings.

When you get that girl from the bar in your room, but suddenly your beer goggles wear off

Thanks for TA update, charts looks really nice. There has been talk of the market maturing in the coming days and on the fundamental side, that is only going to help the investors. We have been seeing

Congratulations.

I heard that sex robots can be hacked and programmed to kill us. Stay safe.

She deserve oscar for performance in sex tape.