The Rules
Actually, screw the rules. It's day 47. I'm trapped behind this damn camera and I cannot stop taking B&W photos. I mean, seriously, somebody stop me. I jumped on this boat to get away from it all, maybe try to toss the camera overboard, but I swear it's adhered itself to my hand. There's no escape from this, is there? Am I going to be taking pictures like this for the rest of my life? Look, if you read this, please send help. I'm serious. My shutter finger is already swollen up larger than my thumb. I'm snapping at shadows, dagnabbit.
Please...