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Back I am again. Apologize I want for previous post, a little off-the hook, was I. source For today, Jedi's lesson: Your mistakes, appreciate, but never repeat. A stupid Jedi must be, to step on the same

First, I am sorry for my disjointed language, but I am drunk today... and yesterday. Secondly, I don't give a shit anymore. Yes, I was looking, you little unappreciative piece of... It is a shame for a

Seeing jokes I, on this thing called internet. Telling people, that Jedi would talk different in other places. For today, Jedi's lesson: Different people are, because of social norms. Not bad it is, nor

Asking young Jedi, "Who is that Yoda?". Kept it to myself for long, I. Time to reveal it, now. source For today, Jedi's lesson: To know yourself, don't be afraid. Perfect is nobody. Normal to

That I am ugly, I hear people saying. That I don‘t look after myself, they say. Hurt me, those ugly words of hate. Look beautiful, I like. Good hygiene, I like. source For today, Jedi's lesson: Look beautiful,

Many enemies, I have in my work. Hates me, government, whole empire, and star troopers. Why? Freaking amazing, I am. Silently saving the world, I am. Thanks me, no one. Only mocking. Keep driving in my

The strongest Jedi, I am. Very wise, I am. Also, freaking cool, I am. Dance I, when I feel like dancing. Own it, I always. Appropriate for Jedi, not? I care none. Hmmm. For today, Jedi's lesson: Care none,

Keeps spreading propaganda, @lordvader still. Jelous, he is. Having fun in a music group, I and his son. More popular, our band is. Not about singing, this post is, but about propaganda. For today, Jedi's

@lordvader, answer me, will you? Take back your son, when will you? Stupid lies, stop posting and to your son, father be! Needs to know what happened, whole world! Were friends, when our families, lordvader

Posts much, @lordvader, but ugly lies. His words, have a mask, as ugly face of his. Hmmm. Fooled, don't be. Army of 12 Jedis, today I have. Army of 227 traitors, @lordvaders has. Hmmm. Sad, don't get.

Today, a problem, had I. To kill me, @lordvader sent his recruits. Hard fight it was, but alive I am. Hmmmm. For today, Jedi's lesson: Trust a person NEVER, if uses dogs as weapon, he. To be loved dogs

Too strong, empire has grown. Taking over steemit, dark forces are. Hmmm. World needs Yoda again. source @lordvader, stopped with his unacceptable behavior, must be. A little toad I am not and never be.