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To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches. From your mistakes, learn.
To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches. From your mistakes, learn.
Back I am again. Apologize I want for previous post, a little off-the hook, was I. source For today, Jedi's lesson: Your mistakes, appreciate, but never repeat. A stupid Jedi must be, to step on the same
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I don't give a shit anymore, getting wasted is a new answer. Goodness sucks
I don't give a shit anymore, getting wasted is a new answer. Goodness sucks
First, I am sorry for my disjointed language, but I am drunk today... and yesterday. Secondly, I don't give a shit anymore. Yes, I was looking, you little unappreciative piece of... It is a shame for a
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To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (8). Different people are, because of social norms.
To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (8). Different people are, because of social norms.
Seeing jokes I, on this thing called internet. Telling people, that Jedi would talk different in other places. For today, Jedi's lesson: Different people are, because of social norms. Not bad it is, nor
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To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (7). Who you are, who you are, who you are? Know himself, a true Jedi must.
To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (7). Who you are, who you are, who you are? Know himself, a true Jedi must.
Asking young Jedi, "Who is that Yoda?". Kept it to myself for long, I. Time to reveal it, now. source For today, Jedi's lesson: To know yourself, don't be afraid. Perfect is nobody. Normal to
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To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (6). No spirituality in being careless, only laziness.
To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (6). No spirituality in being careless, only laziness.
That I am ugly, I hear people saying. That I don‘t look after myself, they say. Hurt me, those ugly words of hate. Look beautiful, I like. Good hygiene, I like. source For today, Jedi's lesson: Look beautiful,
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To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (6). Thoughts in Toyoda: Hate leads to suffering. The ones who suffering, are haters.
To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (6). Thoughts in Toyoda: Hate leads to suffering. The ones who suffering, are haters.
Many enemies, I have in my work. Hates me, government, whole empire, and star troopers. Why? Freaking amazing, I am. Silently saving the world, I am. Thanks me, no one. Only mocking. Keep driving in my
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To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (5). Let yourself go. Hmmm. About yourself think, not others.
To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (5). Let yourself go. Hmmm. About yourself think, not others.
The strongest Jedi, I am. Very wise, I am. Also, freaking cool, I am. Dance I, when I feel like dancing. Own it, I always. Appropriate for Jedi, not? I care none. Hmmm. For today, Jedi's lesson: Care none,
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To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (4). Propaganda, never trust. Perfect singer, Yoda is. Hmmm.
To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (4). Propaganda, never trust. Perfect singer, Yoda is. Hmmm.
Keeps spreading propaganda, @lordvader still. Jelous, he is. Having fun in a music group, I and his son. More popular, our band is. Not about singing, this post is, but about propaganda. For today, Jedi's
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To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (3). Of his own family, one must take care.
To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (3). Of his own family, one must take care.
@lordvader, answer me, will you? Take back your son, when will you? Stupid lies, stop posting and to your son, father be! Needs to know what happened, whole world! Were friends, when our families, lordvader
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TIL To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (2). Quality vs quantity.
TIL To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (2). Quality vs quantity.
Posts much, @lordvader, but ugly lies. His words, have a mask, as ugly face of his. Hmmm. Fooled, don't be. Army of 12 Jedis, today I have. Army of 227 traitors, @lordvaders has. Hmmm. Sad, don't get.
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TIL To become a jedi, Yoda teaches (1)
TIL To become a jedi, Yoda teaches (1)
Today, a problem, had I. To kill me, @lordvader sent his recruits. Hard fight it was, but alive I am. Hmmmm. For today, Jedi's lesson: Trust a person NEVER, if uses dogs as weapon, he. To be loved dogs
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Introduction: To fight dark forces of steemit, Jedi Yoda returns. Hmmmmmm.
Introduction: To fight dark forces of steemit, Jedi Yoda returns. Hmmmmmm.
Too strong, empire has grown. Taking over steemit, dark forces are. Hmmm. World needs Yoda again. source @lordvader, stopped with his unacceptable behavior, must be. A little toad I am not and never be.