To bring a little laughter to your day my friends, I would like to describe
my most memorable high school moment.
I literally got caught smoking weed, wagging class and stealing all in the same day. 馃槄
I may laugh about this now but lemme tell you that day was far from being a funny day. My mum, bless her soul love her with all my being, is quite a strict parent. Strict meaning, you do not do anything that she doesnt approve. And if you actually get away with doing it behind her back, she's going to find out - Mums always do. And you do not want to be on the receiving end of my mother when that happens.
I wont groul you with the boring details but I will remind you that I was in high school, maybe like 13-14, and thought I was the shit. Especially when my mum wasnt around 馃槄
I got dropped off to school, by my mum, at like 8:30am or something - Before school started anyways.
My mate texted me and asked if I was keen to ditch school and go to the park and get high. (I know, soooo cool right? haha)
We were literally like 10mins away from the park and my fucking mum drove past us.馃槴
I'm like "Fuck, what do I do. Do I turn around? Na, shes seen you mate. You're dead."
So my mum's yelling at me, I swear the whole bloody street stopped what they were doing to watch, and I just put my head down, listened, jumped in the car - And she bloody drove me back to school.
That was probably her mistake because as soon as she left, we walked off again - Got to the park. Got high. Mission complete.
I literally didnt think anything of it aye. I was like yep, I'm fucked when I get home tonight. Wont get like physically bashed or anything but damn, it really feels like it when youre getting a growling from my mum, trust me.
So the days goes by like usual - I'm telling all my friends about how my mum caught us wagging, cracking up trying to show as much confidence as possible cos damn, this shit makes me look cool. After school my mates are like "Hey Shanei, you wanna come to New World? You got no money? Na neither, lets go"
I walk in with maybe five of my mates, all in school uniform and all with our big baggy jumpers that can easily hide little chochies. easy. We go down the confectionary aisle, aye not bloody obvious, and go for gold. We had been doing this for the past few weeks so we thought we were fucking pros mate - Thats where we fucked up.
I'm walking towards the exit door with one of my mates and I feel a tug on my shoulder. "Excuse me girls, you both need to come with me" OH FUCK OH FUCK
Long story short my friend and I had to wait for a police officer to turn up. We got dropped home in the police car and when they knocked on my front door, and my mum saw me with a police officer - She was fucking fuming.
Then to turn it up a notch, as soon as the police officer left, she shook the house down man. damn. "I've told your father so we're gonna wait for him to get here so we can all talk about this" OH FUCK OH FUCK
My mum had phoned my school and asked to get a record of my attendance that day so when I got home she literally knew all the days I had already wagged class.
My friend's mum, the one I got caught with just that morning, phoned my mum while we were having a family talk and told her that she found out we've been smoking for awhile now.
My dad asked me "So what, do you smoke now?" And my brilliant response "Not cigarettes" Oh my bloody god you dumbass.
I'm glad were all passed that point though, was almost 10 years ago but damn, I can remember it like it was yesterday.