My Insights on Hiding:
Shame! Dishonesty! These are my thoughts and insights on hiding. No, I am not referring to literal hiding, (okay, technically I am) I suppose the word would be physical hiding. Even the most dishonest of hiding's are simply horrific. Suppose a child were to have a book he/she likes to read very much. They then take their study book with them to the lounging chair and "read" it thoroughly, but all the while having the fiction novel inside the larger book to conceal it. Hiding could be put into much better terms, such as: dishonesty, lying, non-submission, and the sorts. Although I do suppose that dishonesty and lying are much the same. However, not completely. Or at least not in my point of view. I must have these slightly odd phases where I wish to write on something completely out of the ordinary when I am not pinned in a corner of having to "stay in the lines" or have it a certain length. Writing is a way of de-stressing and letting loose. I believe I am quite through.
Food Evolution:
Food. In today's culture, we have quite a lot of it, and in insanely immense quantities. Practically everywhere you look is overcome by the edible substance in one form or another. At your house, you can simply look in your pantry/storage room, at the store…where else would you buy food? Outside in the deathly hollows of mother-nature wilderness? Well, my friend, I hate to stun you, but that is the very first place that food was brought into existence. Was it born? Perhaps. It all depends on your imagination….or your sanity. I'll have you know that I get them confused quite regularly. Where was I? Ah, yes the food. You see, in the beginning there was food, and the liquid was with the food and the food was the food. That doesn't sound quite right….Well in any matter, food came into existence and no matter how hard we human beings try, there is absolutely no escaping it! And it would do some of us jolly well to avoid it altogether. Perhaps it all started with a strawberry. Yes, you red correctly. A little read strawberry with miniscule seeds so small, that not the tiniest of meelins can see them. What are meelins? We'll get to that a bit later. This strawberry's name was per-say…..Alhom. Alhom had eyes, nose, ears, and mouths just like we do. What was that? Oh yes I quite meant to right mouths, as he had too. One in the front and one in the back. That way, he could carry on too conversations at once, you see. It really was quite an ingenious invention.
Alhom grew from a tall, sad, slumped over tree in the smack-dap-middle of the island Glugose. After he was grown, he got tired of hanging there all alone, so he hopped out of his tree in search of other little read strawberries just like himself. When he looked the hole wworld over and found not a single living strawberry but himself, (yes, tis true all the other little read strawberries were dead) he decided to make one himself. He carefully picked out one of his own miniscule seeds and sat it on the ground to think. Then he had a marvelous kaplunc in his brain! He jumped with joy and grabbed the seed as he hastened back to his tree. He carefully dug a whole, and burried the seed deep into the moist blanc. After a while, he decided to take a nap, for his journey had thoroughly tired him. He woke to a sharp pike in the poke. He jolted up and looked round. He saw a little read strawberry just like himself! After discussing the matter with her, (for it was indeed female) he came to the conflution that she had grown from his own little seed. They gradually began to levitate into love and had children. Of course they didn't have children out of wedlock, but strawberries cannot be married like humans, because that would just be nonsense! And that, my friend, is how the world became populated with food. How did we get so much food from strawberries? Have you never heard of evolution? Of course not of the human race. Of food! You should surely reed it sometime, as it is quite a jolly good story. And now, I must be off. I have a strawberry garden to attend to, and they are of the upmost importance to me. Besides…they did begin the world, as the world revolves around food. At least, for people who are quite obese.
~Expressing My Imagination One Word at a Time~
TheNerdInGlasses