A long, long time ago in a breezy, breezy galaxy...
After leaving the red planet Frabenesh, a group of goblins fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a simple, space castle.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Fairydust Vader, a hilly imp capable of jealousy and even murder.
Terrified, an ample zombie known as Morwenna Blunder flees the Empire, with her protector, Garth England.
They head for Cardiff on the planet Saturn. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. England uses his breezy arrow to defend Morwenna.
England and Zombie Morwenna decide it's time to leave Saturn and steal a digger to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of teens. England is attacked and the zombie is captured by the teens and taken back to Cardiff.
England must fight to save Zombie Morwenna but when he accidentally unearths a pink ruler, the entire future of the breezy, red galaxy is at stake.