"I'm going to need wild potions, big, wild potions."
32-year-old Forest Kowalski had given up on his life's ambition to become a computer programmer.
However, at a wake he discovers some smelly goblins trying to punch his cute lover, Ocean Meadows, and he decides it's time for change.
In need of some potions and wild potions, hilarious and grateful Forest pops to Sludgeside for a bit of shopping.
Having led a idyllic life, Forest finds himself unable to find wild potions in Sludgeside. So he sets out to acquire some wild potions from Manchester instead.
Soon, he has all the wild potions he needs and begins secretly applying for computer programmer jobs. He soon realises that smelly goblins plan to sabotage his new career prospects and decides to take action.
However, when Ocean calls, begging him to come home, Forest is forced to decide what is more important: stopping the smelly goblins that punch each other, or preserving his relationship with his lover?