A long, long time ago in a violent, violent galaxy...
After leaving the scheming planet Jupiter, a group of teens fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a sunny, space station.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Cuthbert Jolie, a fragile robot capable of impersonation and even murder.
Terrified, a cold imp known as Chris Gump flees the Empire, with his protector, Harriet Sparkle.
They head for San Diego on the planet Neptune. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Sparkle uses her violent rifle to defend Chris.
Sparkle and Imp Chris decide it's time to leave Neptune and steal a motor bike to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of people. Sparkle is attacked and the imp is captured by the people and taken back to San Diego.
Sparkle must fight to save Imp Chris but when she accidentally unearths a creepy sausage, the entire future of the violent, scheming galaxy is at stake.