An old man went into a salon and he had only six hair. The stylist sarcastically asked him, "do you want me to cut it or count it?
Old man replied: Color them ;)A husband goes to a zoo and calls his wife from the monkey sanctury and says, "hey wifey, say hello to your relatives"
Wife replies: "Hello Mom in law and father in law, nice to talk to you"A student asks a teacher: woud you punish me for not doing something
Teacher: I'd never punish you for something that you did not do
Student: well, I did not do my homework.Father: son, you better pass the exam this time or just forget who I'm
7 hours after the exam
Father: So, how was your exam son?
Son: Who the hell are you?
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