Hello! I'm The Dick Pic Critic, I judge them so you don't have to! (Yes, I realize that's an obscure reference due to emotional bullshit I've been dealing with lately. Don't judge me!)
So, I had a thought...., Well... I've been having a lot of thoughts, lately... Not great thought, if I'm gonna be totally transparent (fuck, it's like the word o' the day around this place, Jesus H...)
I digress... I decided that I was gonna draw out my feels and shit and maybe try to get myself to feeling better. @Rumdancer says it works, so I figured I'd stay true to my religion and spirituality and practice what I intend to preach to you all when I have the cred to back up what I'm gonna say. (I'm planning on being smart about it this time instead of oversharing willy-nilly.)
I hereby give to you a work I recently pen(cil)ed entitled "Postcard".
Tell me it's pretty? Nah, you don't have to. Just tell me nicely if it sucks.
Love your guys' faces!
This is The Dick Pic Critic, signing off.
