"Meeting after meeting aboard this damned boat... I hear you, I hear you, you wrinkled old goat!" I grumble to myself and take off like a Bolt This just HAD to happen as I was starting my moult?

The Mother stood shaking From North to South Pole She asked herself why Destruction was their goal. She’d given them life, she’d brought them to be She even gave them her own body The flowers and fruits

Hello! I'm The Dick Pic Critic, I judge them so you don't have to! (Yes, I realize that's an obscure reference due to emotional bullshit I've been dealing with lately. Don't judge me!) So, I had a thought....,

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Hello. You've reached the Grimoire of the Enchantress. Please enjoy your stay, and leave a tip as you leave. Okay, now that that's out of the way... Hi! I'm the Enchantress. Or The Dick Pic Critic. Really,

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