What about stealing this guy’s look, he’s a shop teacher in Ontario?

We could have a mer-man, some titties, no dbl standard (by some accounts) and all the while be promoting the best, new, cutting edge social science. No more hunky mermen, no more classic mermaids, and loads of smug satisfaction for vanquishing the appetites of heathen dogs.

Hasn’t The Little Mermaid lost enough money already?