Thanks so much to everybody who participated in this small contest, and thanks so much to @punchline for donating steem! It was really, really tough to pick a winner, but here are my favorites: 1: 15 STEEM

There has been some hilarious stuff from @idikuci, @dj123-y, @diebitch, and @steemmatt so far in this contest, and I'm encouraging you to get in on the chance to win 10 STEEM!! Read how this contest works

When you send @bernieslanders 0.001 SBD as a joke and tell him not to spend it all in one place:  *gif from gifbin

The classic adage "It'll put hair on you chest" has led me to do some things that I'm not proud of. Looking back on all the things I've done, I should probably look like this:  I even took a dare

When you don't have any friends, sometimes nature takes it upon itself to remind you of your shortness:  *gif from gifbin

What happens after raising a reincarnated Kardashian on El Grande Expensive Kosher Dairy-Free Gluten-Free Crumb-Free dog food and and then trying to make the switch over to Great Value Doggie Chow sawdust

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When all your friends decided to sell when Steem was at $8 but you decided to hodl: *gif from gifbin

When your friends are trying to convince you to spend less time on Steemit but you really don't want help right now.  *gif from gifbin

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But then it turns out that you got a lot of comments only because you have alot of Steem Power: *gif from gifbin.com

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The only drawback to breaking into water parks after hours: *gif from GIPHY

When you get a buzz cut cause you hate to have to fix your hair... And then everybody at school wants to rub your "fuzz hat" *gif from GIPHY

Hey, do you work at Subway? cause you look like you should be makin my sandwiches... Hey at least this time I didn't get sprayed with mace. She must really like me.  Ima be single forever.  *gif

Breaking up over the phone is always safer: gif from gifbin

Remember the first year of marriage? Both of you were super weird and embarrassed to have gas around each other, resulting in horrible financial decisions, such as buying two cars, and renting your own

When you have to get two jobs to cover for your heavy investment in Steem: Having two jobs will always take you in two very different directions. *gif from gifbin.com Shoutout to @idikuci for starting

When you finally convince your buddy to tell that girl your best fat joke, but then he muffs it and tells her when you're still standing next to him. *gif from GIPHY

When your mom makes you and your enemy brother play outside together, you have to find more creative ways to cause each other pain: *gif from GIPHY (ignore the gifbin.com watermark, I am too lazy to put