Get me out of this fucking rat race It's giving me cancer in my balls Or maybe that's the alcohol Just one of my pitfalls Sucking the dick of Mr Taxman I'm whoring myself out Is this responsibility? I'm

Flabby and flatulent greasy fingered foul fuck just got on the train No tears wept for body shaming he's got himself to blame Hands busy with his hula hoops as he waddles to his seat Multiple scenario

My rage is knocking at the door in frequent social situations I tell myself I've got a lid on it but these are not honest reflections Every time I'm backed into small talk and forced to spit it out I imagine

Mind is a cacophony Of pejorative obscenities Full of derogatory terminology A brief lexicon anomaly Road rage, this is how it makes me feel Reckless behaviour behind the wheel "Dumb ass shit! I'll

Waiting for the bitcoin bull run Is like waiting for the return of the holy son So batten down the hatches and cock the gun There's a good chance the first one will actually come And whilst we're getting

All these npc memes strike a strong and strange reaction Irony and provocation make for an odd law of attraction Social media twitter got their knickers in a twist A growing number of banned accounts is

Money is a language, we say that it talks But now it's started running, before it can walk This is not mainstream, just a matter of time A pillar of freedom to change your world and mine Crashing into

Reaching for the bottle Grasping at the can Lifting up the glass I'm feeling like a man Pouring out the whisky Sipping at the gin Chugging back the alcopops I've got a massive grin Shooting up sambuca

Surgical strike Smart bomb Tinpot dictatorship All gone wrong Banana Republic Collateral damage Pulling strings An estranged marriage Waging war Shock and awe Stone age pilot Back for more Remote games

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