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2016-07-27 03:29
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Game time
When you're wanting a PS5 but all they have is a Phony Polystation on AliExpress
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Incredible Sulk
When that kid calls you a name, but you immediately have an awesome comeback.
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That Uber Better Fly
When you realize that because of daylight savings time, your an hour past when you should have left to the airport
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Hater-blockers on
When the teacher is giving directions to the lesson
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Hive Punk Beauty Pageant
Westin Fisher has been named the dreamiest Hive Punk Alive according to a recent poll. (Don't bother looking into it, it has been fact-checked by fact-checkers). Westin is Hive Punk 5761, but when it comes
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Maybe covid wasn't so bad?
Reading the daily news be like:
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Goldilocks and the Three Bears
My thoughts in meme form of the world right now:
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Might be a while
Russians waiting for their bank to open be like:
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Next Gen Wii Sports?
VR gangbangs be like:
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The Fall of Journalism
I came across this gem of a headline earlier (wtf added by me). Seriously, is the populace so dim that we need these lowest common denominator headlines? "It's wet when it's raining, experts say"
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Blinker Fluid Valve Replacement
My mechanic explaining to me why the repair was so much money
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Keeping an Open Mind
What sort of innovation do you see happening in the future? I know that looking into the past we can see how things used to be how different they were. It's hard to imagine a time before cameras, before
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Kicking it old school
Kicking it old school
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Face Mask Penalty
Is this what happens when they score a safety at the Super Bowl?
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Whiskered Away
When you try to get a refund from the strip club:
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Never goes as planned
When the teacher tries to keep the kids in class after the bell
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Fast and the Furious
Kids these days when their pediatrician prescribes Adderall for ADHD: Obviously not meant to offend any kids with ADHD, but after a quarter bag of goldfish, a Capri Sun, and a fruit snack, these kids are
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It keeps going...
When you're wife says she wants some of that big D energy and you tell her that you only have C batteries. Video related:
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If we could turn back time
When you accidentally hit reply all when you complain about your boss being a jerk
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Fawn of a New Age
That feeling of shame when you tell your parents you don't want to be a doctor, you are going to study liberal arts, maybe philosophy
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