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punchline
2022-03-23 23:27
Game time
When you're wanting a PS5 but all they have is a Phony Polystation on AliExpress
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2022-03-16 03:53
Incredible Sulk
When that kid calls you a name, but you immediately have an awesome comeback.
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2022-03-13 09:48
That Uber Better Fly
When you realize that because of daylight savings time, your an hour past when you should have left to the airport
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2022-03-12 00:19
Hater-blockers on
When the teacher is giving directions to the lesson
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punk-pageant
2022-03-05 23:42
Hive Punk Beauty Pageant
Westin Fisher has been named the dreamiest Hive Punk Alive according to a recent poll. (Don't bother looking into it, it has been fact-checked by fact-checkers). Westin is Hive Punk 5761, but when it comes
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punchline
2022-03-05 00:31
Maybe covid wasn't so bad?
Reading the daily news be like:
theabsolute
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2022-03-01 03:53
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
My thoughts in meme form of the world right now:
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2022-03-01 01:55
Might be a while
Russians waiting for their bank to open be like:
theabsolute
punchline
2022-02-26 17:00
Next Gen Wii Sports?
VR gangbangs be like:
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2022-02-21 04:37
The Fall of Journalism
I came across this gem of a headline earlier (wtf added by me). Seriously, is the populace so dim that we need these lowest common denominator headlines? "It's wet when it's raining, experts say"
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2022-02-21 00:42
Blinker Fluid Valve Replacement
My mechanic explaining to me why the repair was so much money
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vyb
2022-02-19 03:32
Keeping an Open Mind
What sort of innovation do you see happening in the future? I know that looking into the past we can see how things used to be how different they were. It's hard to imagine a time before cameras, before
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punchline
2022-02-16 00:32
Kicking it old school
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2022-02-12 22:06
Face Mask Penalty
Is this what happens when they score a safety at the Super Bowl?
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2022-02-11 04:35
Whiskered Away
When you try to get a refund from the strip club:
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2022-02-07 04:25
Never goes as planned
When the teacher tries to keep the kids in class after the bell
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2022-02-04 16:22
Fast and the Furious
Kids these days when their pediatrician prescribes Adderall for ADHD: Obviously not meant to offend any kids with ADHD, but after a quarter bag of goldfish, a Capri Sun, and a fruit snack, these kids are
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punchline
2022-02-03 20:34
It keeps going...
When you're wife says she wants some of that big D energy and you tell her that you only have C batteries. Video related:
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2022-01-29 17:01
If we could turn back time
When you accidentally hit reply all when you complain about your boss being a jerk
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2022-01-28 02:57
Fawn of a New Age
That feeling of shame when you tell your parents you don't want to be a doctor, you are going to study liberal arts, maybe philosophy
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