D3?

That Scottish log looks better than a fruitcake anyday

Pokemon really get into cult classics. Geodude's favorite movie is the "Rocky" Horror Picture Show

The witch got locked out of her hotel. She went to the front office. They asked for her broom number. I wanted to buy some huge displays for my haunted house, but one of them was really, really big. It

I like free stuff. Count me in

If you have never taken apart a Rubicks cube to put it in order, you're doing it wrong

Sounds interesting 🤔

I met my dream girl at a Renaissance faire. She said I was her knight in shining armor. She said it was the best knight she ever had

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Improv was going to meet his blind date at a comedy show. She was upset because after thinking about it, he decided on stand up

Happy October!

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It is hard to find a more manfully written story !lol

I wanted to play some Monopoly with my family. Wife was having a bad day and wasn't having it. I told her that I would get drinks for us and everything. She said, "no dice"

I wanted to play a board game with my son. "He said, I hate this game! This is so boring." I said, "that's Life"

Billy Crystal was the voice actor for Mike Wazowski from Monsters, inc. when asked if he liked the role, he said, "Eye love playing this character. It was really the eye-deal part for me."

Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle joke about Ja Rule