The witch got locked out of her hotel. She went to the front office. They asked for her broom number.

I wanted to buy some huge displays for my haunted house, but one of them was really, really big. It weighed a skeleTON.

On a lighter note, I was able to do a seance to talk to contact some ladies ng lost relatives. It's not easy because they don't use computers, but they received my skelegram.