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RE: All puns will be rewarded. Even ones I hate. Heck, I make most of the puns I hate, and I still reward myself. Beer me. Punday Monday 119!
My girlfriend and I went to the vet to get a rabies vaccine. The vet said they can only prescribe that for dogs. I look him in the eye and said, "you see my girlfriend, so what's the problem?"