Cock-block denied

If my wife has too many of them, she will be overweight

Show her your bookworm

Knowing my stamina, I would probably be done by 2

Sometimes a white knight comes by and steals your girl

Glad to hear something new

Yeah, ahem, son

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Kind of like using debit for a card that gives cashback when it is run as credit. Small things can add up over time

With humps like that, no wonder he can't get laid

I found Charlotte's Web under my son's bed last night. It was great, really brought me back to my childhood. Though the sticky threads I'm used to had me hallucinating messages that a little spider wrote.

Haven't had that much fun since I kicked these kids' asses in that little league game Gif from giphy

You know @traf drives a beat-up old creepy van