It's better than being shanked I suppose

In the future the popular music will probably just sound like 2 Android's banging each other

Finished with gold at the special Olympics

If you watch enough porn, everything starts to look like gangbangs. That's why I can't watch rugby anymore

Next time I'm stuck trying to find the bathroom I'm going to drop a deuce in one of the model rooms

She even shaved for you this evening

They are also resistant to water types, but vulnerable to sex types Gif from Giphy

Maybe he will feel sorry and not write a ticket

He really blew that breathalyzer test

I'd just be lucky to get a sandwich

Looks like she's finally showing her stripes

Just wait until you sprinkle a little fertilizer on it to make it grow

Probably working out the other arm so there isn't too much muscle from the other thing he was doing all day with his phone

Really sucks when the teacher menitions there were 3 versions of the test Gif from Giphy

This breast cleavage thing has been a trend for a while. I wonder when testicle cleavage will finally come back around. My eyes are up here ma'am.

How big my wallet looks to the ladies vs. how much money is actually in it

Number 2 is never cool in a threesome

That's why I worry about making love to a short-circuited sex robot. Always wear your rubbers

Reminds me of taking a ticket while waiting in line. When you got to go, you got to go

When you realize the bathroom is out of toilet paper