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2016-07-27 03:29
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RE: Up and Away
Fly the dip
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RE: I'd Be A Cat
That's one instance where being called a big pussy is completely factual. My wife, on the other hand would be more like this Gif from Giphy
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7y
RE: Warts 'n All
You could just get an ocean tattoo down there. That way it will be fun to see new wart Islands pop up
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funny
7y
RE: Super Sonic
Gif from Giphy
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7y
RE: Super Sonic
The graphics designers went so fast making Sonic for the movie they had to stop and redo everything
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Nailed It
Looks like that cow got Chris Browned
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Eyes
That's the look you get when the magic mushrooms kick in Gif from Giphy
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Idiot
Owl bet he has won the battle, but the wife will win the war
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Ahh
Just trying to get laid, not laid to rest
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funny
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RE: And That One Time...
This is what happened to Raphael after leaving the Ninja turtles
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punchline
7y
RE: A Tip For You Single Men Out There:
Better than trash I suppose
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blocktrades
7y
RE: BlockTrades users must now create an account to trade with us
First shapeshift and now this. Sign of the times I guess
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exyle
7y
RE: Name That Game! - Contest #4 - Full upvote for the winner.
Farenheit?
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Psyched
I'm sure the story the next day you tell your friends will involve you slipping her the love muscle
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Now Who's Laughing
As long as they don't shave off your eyebrows when you're sleeping you should be all set Gif from Giphy
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punchline
7y
RE: I've got some good news... and some bad news.
Welcome back!
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Etiquette
Something tells me dxxx clipping is a kink I don't want to get into
theabsolute
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7y
RE: KO
That's why you have to be careful going out to eat on Taco Tuesday
theabsolute
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7y
RE: Auto Restraining Order
That's a lot of restraining orders
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7y
RE: No One Saw
With all of these phones having night vision, how are people supposed to secretly get hand jobs in movie theaters anymore?
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