Fly the dip

That's one instance where being called a big pussy is completely factual. My wife, on the other hand would be more like this Gif from Giphy

You could just get an ocean tattoo down there. That way it will be fun to see new wart Islands pop up

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The graphics designers went so fast making Sonic for the movie they had to stop and redo everything

Looks like that cow got Chris Browned

That's the look you get when the magic mushrooms kick in Gif from Giphy

Owl bet he has won the battle, but the wife will win the war

Just trying to get laid, not laid to rest

This is what happened to Raphael after leaving the Ninja turtles

Better than trash I suppose

First shapeshift and now this. Sign of the times I guess

Farenheit?

I'm sure the story the next day you tell your friends will involve you slipping her the love muscle

As long as they don't shave off your eyebrows when you're sleeping you should be all set Gif from Giphy

Welcome back!

Something tells me dxxx clipping is a kink I don't want to get into

That's why you have to be careful going out to eat on Taco Tuesday

That's a lot of restraining orders

With all of these phones having night vision, how are people supposed to secretly get hand jobs in movie theaters anymore?