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1, He took a shower after his wife had just finished bathing, just when the doorbell rang.
Wife quickly wrapped the towel in and ran down the door. The door was the neighbor Bob. His wife did not say anything, Bob said:

• I will give you $ 800 if you let go of the towel.
  Thinking a little, his wife let go of the towel, standing naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds of watching, Bob handed over $ 800 to his wife and sister. Sister wife wrapped towel in person and go up the house.
  On entering the bathroom, her husband asked, "Who are you?"
• Wife: "Mr. Bob neighbors."
• Good husband. Did he say anything about the $ 800 you owe him? "

If you exchange credit information with your shareholders in a timely manner, you can stop the "exposure".

2, a salesman, an administrative secretary and a managing manager go out for lunch together, they find an old oil lamp. They rub their hands on the lamp and the lamp appears. "I give each one a wish".

• "I first! "I want to be in the Bahamas, and forget about my life." Boom! The secretary disappears.
• "I! "My salesman said," I want to be in Hawaii, lying on the beach having private massage staff, enjoying the wines and hundreds of bikini girls around. " Boom! He salesman disappeared.
  "Ok, it's your turn." The genie told him the manager.
  "I want them to be in the office right after lunch," the manager said.
  nu

==> Bloody lesson: Always let the boss speak first.

3, A male monk invited the female monk to accompany the car. The woman enters the car, crosses legs to reveal a side of calf. The man nearly caused an accident. After adjusting the steering wheel, the man reached for his hand on the woman's lap. The woman cried out, "Please remember the commandment 129." Nam hands off. But after entering the number, the male continues to touch the female legs. Once again, the woman cried out, "Please remember the commandment 129." Shameless too: "Sorry female, I am so mundane". Arrived, the woman sighed and walked away. When we arrived at the monastery, we rushed to the library to look up the commandment 129 and said, "Go ahead, look, beyond, I will find the aura."

If you do not know the information in your work, you will miss a big chance.

4, Small birds fly south to avoid cold. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to a large field. As it lay there a cow crawled over it. The bird in the middle of the cow dung recognizes that the person is warming up. The compost heats it. It lies warm and happy, it starts singing love life. The cat came to hear the birds singing to the detective. After the sound, the cat discovers that the bird is lying under the stool, and it is eaten by the bird.

==> Bloody lesson:

1. The person who is on his side is not really his enemy.
2. He pulls himself out of the piles of stools that are not his friends.
3. And when you are in the pile of dung, it is best to breathe in the mouth.

5, A turkey chat with a cow. "I want to be able to climb over the top of the tree," he sighed, "but I'm not strong enough." "Why do not you sip my waste?" Said the cow. There will be extra strength to climb the tree. "The turkey bumped into the cow dung and really got the power to climb to the lowest branch. The next day, after adding another cow dung, the turkey climbed up the second branch. Finally, after four days of cow dung, the turkey climbed up to the top of the tree. Immediately it was seen by a farmer, and he shot it off the top of the tree.

==> Bloody lesson: Scourge, the lie can take him to the top, but does not help him to hold on for a long time.

6, an eagle resting on the tree resting, doing nothing. One rabbit asked, "Can I sit down and do nothing like you?" Eagle replied, "OK, okay?" So, the rabbit sat down to rest. Suddenly a fox appeared, snatching rabbit meat.

==> Bloody lesson: To sit without doing anything, you have to sit on high, high is high.

7, Two empty pigeons and rice paddies on the nest, both very happy. Meet the dry season, grain shrinkage. The drummer found out that he immediately blamed the wolf. The bastard was immediately killed by a drum. The next day the rain fell, the grain of water wet and flourish. Pigeons are empty.

• Lessons learned business: "Meat" employees in a way do not make you look smarter.

8, A king who was tired of the court should buy a monkey brought back. Monkeys do good job should be king, where to go to take, to wear clothes, to keep the sword. One day, the king came to the garden to sleep. Have bee king landed on the head. Monkeys want to chase bees, take the sword aimed at bees that cut. King Ice Age.

• Lessons Learned: Empowering those who do not have the capacity should be alert.