Have you ever been watching someone dance in the park only to be distracted by the UFO landing behind them? Those UFOs need to stick to the designated UFO landing areas.

Unicorn farts, Full of magic and love. Be careful if, They rain from above. The smell is like, The sweetest dream. They taste just like, Delicious ice cream. If a unicorn is near, There's one thing to

When exploring smells, And exploring the arts, What can be sweeter, Than a can of farts.

If you really want to impress people, considering carrying with you a pan and a small bucket of water. When you find a place you deem appropriate, place the pan on the ground and fill it with the water.

Gazing at the stars, While they twinkle and gaze back, Mysteries in space.

Visiting the zoo, Majesty, wonder, Natural beauty, natural strength, Light shimmers on water, Plays in trees, Don't stand down-wind from the elephants, They like to eat fruit and fart.

A cheeseburger, Full of drippy cheese, Lovingly cradled on a warm bun, Is a great thing to eat, But doesn't make, A great massage tool.

A warm, bright day, Wispy clouds play tag, Is that rain? No, it’s a flock of birds.

Smiling at random people can be a nice thing to do. Going up to random people and saying, "You smell nice," might not have the same effect.

A flying bird farts, Which then makes it fly faster, Natural turbo boost.

If Nintendo created a new game controller based around farting, people wouldn’t get to play their games that often, and it would add a certain fragrance to game parties. Then Nintendo would also try to

Once upon a time Bert and Ernie were lying in bed as stars twinkled across a cool night sky. “Hey Bert?” said Ernie. “Yeah Ernie?” said Bert. Ernie rolled over to face Bert. “Wanna give me some ASMR?”

Once upon a time a wizard was taking a bath, a yellow rubber ducky peeking through his long gray beard. “Oh rubber ducky, you’re so playful,” he said. He looked up and saw Ernie standing beside the tub.

Remember, on the Starship Enterprise their technology is such that they can recycle matter back into energy, to be used later with the replicator. So the next time Picard orders a burger, it might be made

Once upon a time a man was walking through his local park. He breathed deeply, enjoying the clean, cool air. A bird flapped its wings and nestled among the trees. The man smiled. He liked birds.

Jelly is a mixture of semi-solid fruit juice, sugar and preserved. Making jellies is a great way to keep fruit aromas throughout the year for fun. Jelly is a product that is easy to prepare and can be

Once upon a time a beautiful magical unicorn sauntered into a corner convenience store. “Hey, no animals allowed!” said the clerk, sure there must be someone right outside the doors that was guiding the

Once upon a time a giant sparkling knight appeared in the midst of a group of hooligans. “Behold, I am the Knight of the Wobbly Sword,” he said. Scratching his brow the lead hooligan said, “What’s that

Remember, the best way to avoid bears in the wilderness is to not go into the wilderness in the first place.

Remember, gorillas at the zoo don't much care for it when you press your bare backside up against the glass and fart.