Sequel to my post on Analyzing the chase and based on further studies on ways to help my guys, which had led me to this new discovery, I'm here with some little advise.
So I say, do not, and I repeat, do not date an Igbo girl. The most obvious reason being that she may probably get married tomorrow. Go online to social media platforms, you'll find that the 98% of the posts with caption "I woke up married" are by igbo women. Unprovoked!
On three occasions, I was getting all cozy with igbo girls and we were at the 'talking stage' and then they zoomed off suddenly, announced their engagement a couple weeks later. The last one as recent as a year and half ago, myself and this igbo girl were loving-up and professing love the previous day only for me to wake up to her wedding pictures all over my feed. I was in shock, but I remember they said that when an igbo woman does her magic, even the devil gets writing materials to take notes.
So when I see the Igbo girls slander anywhere, I can very much relate. That's why I'm following a Yoruba girl now. Igbo girls deserve Yoruba boys. You know, demon cancel demoness.
Don't get me all wrong cause, igbo girls can be sweet, annoying too with a little touch of wickedness that is stored in their large and shiny foreheads. SMH!
Where you'd have it all bad is when you have a stay in igbo-girlfriend. It applies to girls generally but my igbo-brethren take the lead. The drama that'll ensue and the problems you'll be subjected to will be crazy. Like:
• You will press clothes ehn! Never go out with her or be at home when she's about to go out. The hard thing here is, it takes them time to pick an outfit. After making you iron different clothes, she'd end up wearing none of them. Infact, you go see shege for ironing.
• One day she will ask you to cook for her and you will not have an excuse not to. Of course you may not cook and she will see you for the useless boyfriend that you are.
• She will try to do things that cute Tiktok couples do. What she doesn't know is that those things are only cute on Tiktok. She'll try to close your PC while you're working, she'll jump on your body when you're physically exhausted. You might even just be getting out of the bathroom to see that someone has mounted ringlight and the rest for one yeye lifestyle-couplegoals video.
• And then, storytime. She'd tell you one story a hundred times over and expect all your attention and same as first tell drama-effect.
Girls just have plenty wahala but I'm all for helping my men navigate these cute problems
But first, Run away from live-in girlfriends(I've particular about igbo girls) unless you have a native doctor uncle that can cure madness. LOL
Thanks for stopping by.
SOKA🖤