Lately, I've been asking myself "what are you waiting for?" Been thinking it's high time I get a wife for myself.
A few of my guys have been getting married recently. It's nice to see all of the glow, but, it's annoying to listen to all of their "my wife this..., my wife that." Like, it's becoming hard to have a simple conversation without them saying something about their partner. I no go lie, e de be me like say na indirect sub. I want to marry too.
But I'm worried about my father. I know for certain that he'd use question and answer to dead every thought of marriage in his little boys mund. The first question he'd ask me should I bring a woman home now is, "define marriage." Very silly question, I know. That man still sees me as a kid. No single regard. I can answer that question sha. My social studies teacher taught us that one in primary 3. But the rest questions.....e go be!
My reasons for wanting to marry are not even like everyone else's. Like they're petty. First, I'm tired of all of the subs from every corner. Single lives matter too nau. I used to want to just stay single and be blowing the "awwn, awwww, wow.." siren for the lovebirds but right now, I no do again.
Before I do what is in my mind, I just thought to come here and share my reasons for wanting to get married. Y'all should just help me arrange this CV. I know it should be enough but as a sabi guy, I wanted to get past questions from y'all married folks. Single-ts please steer clear. My reasons are;
• To buy stuff at ridiculously low prices. That is, strong negotiation skills. Back then, when I was in the world, I used to daughter of Zion to the market sometimes. We'd go and buy stuff for cooking. The was she prices stuff always makes me feel pity for the person selling, but she always buys at z price lower than I would. She haggled so well, even down to bus fares. So, first date question of picking a wife: "My dear, can you price things without conscience?"
• To accept compliments from random people:
"You guys look so good together"
"Nna, You get better eye"
"Sir, is this your wife? Choi!"
You know, that kind thing.
• Ehenn.Lest i forget, because of that end of the year Christmas photoshoot with pyjamas
•To pride-fully make statements like
"My wife thinks.."
"My wife is calling me.."
"Let me talk to my wife first.."
"My wife said this one is better, so it's better"
"I no know whether my wife go like am o"
I go use these phrases finish people.
• To do to other singles what was done to me. You know, press their blaady necks!
In the meantime, I think I should just stop thinking about all of these things and concentrate on my job or something else. But how can I sef when there's oppression everywhere?. Even the useless rat that has been disturbing my peace for a while now, I found out this morning that the werey has a partner. Just imagine.
Omo ehn, the pressure is getting wesser.
I'm writing this and my friend is fighting on phone with his woman. Guess why? He sent her six memes and she only responded to five.
I don't know what I've done wrong bit this people should allow me breathe!!!
SMH!
Thanks for stopping by.
SOKA🖤