What's your worst exam experience? Mine happened at University. There are too many others I just remembered but I'll share this first, today. And I hope you enjoy it.
But before I go on, the COMtest is still ongoing. You want to read and share fun jokes, here you go.
And now to the story, here's how it went...
Jagaban: Guy how far? Won’t you go and read now? Remember we have exams tomorrow.
Me: Omo! I'm tired. I'll read at midnight. You know midnight reading helps me better as there will be no noise and everywhere will be cool and calm.
Jagaban: Okay.
Me: Jaga! I want to sleep now. Once it clocks 1:30AM wake me up, abeg. I want to read till Daybreak. Right now, my eyes are full. Let me sleep small first.
Jaga: Guy, you know that, early morning sleep is hard to just wake from. In fact sef, when did you start reading by that time?
Me Bro no do o. I always read then. It's you who is always asleep. Just wake me that 1:30.
Jagaban: No problem bro.
Me: Thanks bro!...Turns on the fan, cover myself with a wrapper, lie down and get comfortable and doze off.
Later at midnight
Me: reading
Jagaban: Ahhh! Guy, you mean business o. You've woken up even before I would come to wake you.
Me: I told you I am prepared for this exam. Abi you think say na play? Carry over will never be my portion.
Jagaban: Broooo!!!
Me: smiles… I’ve read like two textbooks already it’s just revision that is left. I want to GST147 before I enter maths.
Jagaban: Omo Soka! You no get joy o. You don read wetin no good.
Me: gives a small augh… guy! Aeg later. Let me focus, it'll soon be daybreak.
After the exam...
Jagaban: Guy how far? How was the exam?
Me: In the history of exams, no exam has ever exam'd as this one exam'd.
Jagaban: laughs and jumps excitedly....I de tell you!
Me: My "A" too sure.
Jagaban: Asin ehh! The exam too go well.
Me: Guy let’s start going home, abeg. I’m tired.
Distant whispers and calls
Jagaban: Bro!!
Me: Oga na wetin nau? Allow me.
Jagaban: taps me… Soka!!
Me: wakes up from dream… Jaga??
Jagaban: Weyrey, I’ve been shouting your name since and you've been telling me to allow you. See time now.
Me: Is… is that sun shining?
Jagaban: No o, na NEPA...fool. Person de wake you since, you no gree wake(I've been trying to wake you up to no avail). Just de sleep nonsense sleep. It's already 7:38am oo. Exam is by 8am.
Me: B..but I've been reading since. We've already even written the exam.
Jagaban: Oshey readology! ...you? Read? You wey cover yourself with wrapper de snore since(you who has been snoring all night long).
Me: Wait o. So na for dream I write GST 147 still write the exam?
Jagaban: Ogbeni stand up and go get ready joor.
Me: How will I cope now? What will I even write?
Jagaban: Shey you read and write the exam for your dream ba? Just copy and paste wetin you see for dream(did you not read for and write the exam in your dream? Copy and paste the answers from your dream in your exam paper).
I hope you enjoyed this.
Thank you for reading.