I say this again, if you survive house hunting with agents, then I believe that you can train a lion from infancy through adulthood.
Agents are just so so destabilizing and extremely annoying.
You'll can an agent and tell him "I want a standard one bedroom flat, good kitchen, well sized bedroom and bathroom too, in a nice area that is close to the road....budget, 450k"
This agent will swear by Amadioha and all his village deities that he has it. He'd even tell you to come out that minute, so you'd go see it.
He doesn't have it but cannot resist the urge to lie and make money off you.
But since it's late, you tell your agent to take you to the place the next day.
The next day, you're in high spirits as you go to meet him at the spot he is waiting for you. You'll just be feeling excess joy because your days of house hunting has reached an end.
You get there, meet the agent and to your surprise, he'd say that he's waiting for another agent that will show you guys the house. Say na Him hold key.
You hide your displeasure as you both wait.
When the said agent comes, you all enter a vehicle going to the house.
Remember logistics is on you
You people will complete the missionary journey to Bethlehem, but now you're way past the location they told you, heading outside the state capital. You get to a stop only to pick up another agent. This one, they say is the compound's personal agent. You've never heard of that but you just nod.
Your agent would constantly tell you how beautiful the house is. That you won't even think of packing out, to build your own....that you will die in the house.
By this time you're already stewing but cause you're a son of God, and they said that's the last busstop,you calm down a little. Yunno, calm down for Jesus.
Finally you got to the house on question, you have arrived your state
The third agent smiles and points a house you wouldn't even let your pets live in. You go in and it's as if you're in a dungeon. Everyone around is looking at you as if you're lost. The flat is open and stench hits you. The place is no different from a jungle.
Now the wild beast in you wants to come out as the agents try to convince you that the house is good. That what do you need a one bedroom for as you're a bachelor. On top your own money o. He then goes, "yearly rent, 500k...Total package, 1m."
At this point all you're seeing is deadbody-red. You start thinking of how a few years in prison might not be a bad idea. Just cool off.
The agents of darkness already sensing your anger start rallying round you for their transport back. One goes, 'my money is 2k,' the second, 'mine is 1k.' Then your agent comes with "my own inspection fee is 5k."
At this point, I had to show crazy, because it seemed everyone was racing mad.
Me: All I have is 1k. Make we de trek de go small small. Shey e no far? We go soon reach.
SMH!
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