Totally Fabricated Bios: Papa-Pepper

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Welcome to my new series: Totally Fabricated Bios


In this first of hopefully many of these, I'm going to offer a totally fabricated biography of the one and only papa-pepper@papa-pepper! Please remember that this is just for fun and it's only for entertainment purposes.


Papa-Pepper Bio

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Name: Papa-Pepper

Place of birth: Peppertown, Indiana

College education: Chile Pepper Institute, New Mexico State University

Favorite dish: Stuffed peppers

Favorite meat: Pepperoni

Favorite drink: Dr. Pepper

Favorite rock band: Red Hot Chili Peppers

Favorite album: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Favorite rappers: Salt-N-Pepa (Minus Salt)

Favorite aria: Habanera, from Bizet's Carmen

Most visited country: Chile

Favorite athletes: Julius Peppers and Nigel Pepper

Personal defense weapon of choice: Pepper spray

Vehicle of choice: Cayenne (Porsche)

Favorite movie: Paprika

Favorite book: The Curious Charms of Arthur Pepper

Favorite comic character: Pepper Potts

Favorite Glee character: Suzy Pepper

Favorite politician: Claude Pepper

Future plans: To buy 100 acres for growing peppers and to have more little-peppers@little-peppers to help with the pepper farm.



Wow! That's an impressive bio, papa-pepper@papa-pepper! Feel free to add anything that I have missed that's completely made-up.

SGL


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