Once upon a time in a far away land
One proposal got out of hand
El Niño, the royal cat
Was asked to work, can you believe that?
Nobel as El Niño was
He did not punish the fool who proposed
El Niño gave it a good thought
But no matter how much he fought
His manners, class and royalty
He could not see himself in the porn industry
All he could do is politely decline
Don't worry, the human that proposed, is totally fine
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