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Hello amazing steemians, another day, another contest, am guessing y'all will laugh a lot when you read this one, just don't laugh too much, grab a bowl of popcorn, sit tight and start reading 馃榿馃榿.
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Okay, thats a picture of me, my sister and prett little niece, it does not concern this post though, i just want you to just look at it 馃榿.

The first three question are on social life, while the rest of the questions are related to steemit.

Aiit guys, shall we 馃構.

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

Definitely onions, God i hate them so much 馃槀.
What is the most weird thing you love?
The smell of fuel, i love it like crazy.馃槀.
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Her hair, i could literally chew on it if am allowed, it almost like cotton candy.馃槀
Who is your steemit crush?
alisonudeme@alisonudeme for sure, even though she dosen't care 馃槀
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
as a newbie, i saw a tag "whale power" on a blog post and i thought if i used it i would have huge payout like them, not knowing it was a whale, the post paid out 0.01 with 3 upvotes 馃槀馃槀.
Works of two steemians that you doff your hat for?
ewuoso@ewuoso ajremy@ajremy boss anniben@anniben (the upcoming whale馃榿)
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
saefhenry@saefhenry aka my one and only osas 馃槀
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit?
kodeblacc@kodeblacc ajremy@ajremy onos@onos
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
surpassinggoogle@surpassinggoogle my steemit mentor.
What do you wish you could write on steemit but you can't?
gaming and my soccer stories
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
kodeblacc@kodeblacc: break a stick on his head and steal his digital camera.馃槀馃槀
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
kodeblacc@kodeblacc abasifreke@abasifreke tony-duke@tony-duke boss. alisonudeme@alisonudeme mizdais@mizdais annieben@annieben
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.
steemit father: ewuoso@ewuoso. Steemit mother: ma'am sussan@sussan. Steemitdaughter: annieben@annieben 馃榿, i have an upcoming whale as a daughter. Steemitson: kodeblacc@kodeblacc, he is actually my daddy, but he keeps calling be daddy馃榿.
Names of two followers who get low payouts?
joebrens@joebrens and stevenson7@stevenson7 me 馃槀馃槀
Names of two followers who get good payout?
uncle annieben@annieben and sir onos@onos

Given the opportunity to say one word to ned@ned what would it be?

save me, am diene. (馃榿馃榿 that actually a chemical stuff)

Lol, that's all for now. I had fun answering this, hope you did and am sure you are laughing your hearts out now.

Rules of the game.

Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination
Note: Everyone wins something one way or the other. However, a winner would be selected after 7 days and the winners gets a price of 3SBD.
Sincerity would be marked, also make it funny.
Here are the questions to make it easier! (Winks)

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
What is the most weird thing you love?
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Who is your steemit crush?
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could?
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.
Names of two followers who get low payouts
Names of two followers who get good payout
Given the opportunity to say one word to ned@ned what would it be?

A sweet thank you to all potential participants!

I hereby nominate kodeblacc@kodeblacc my steemit friend turn family 馃檹 and my steemit boss onos@onos and ofcourse, the birthday boss ajremy@ajremy. Happy birthday in addy

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