A satirical post decrypting what Governments won't admit!
These decryptions can be applied to any Government in the world.
Enjoy!
Doublespeak is language that deliberately obscures, disguises, distorts, or reverses the meaning of words.
| Encrypted Name | Decrypted Name |
|---|---|
| The White House | The Black Brothel |
| Department of Agriculture | Department of Genetically Modified Foods |
| Department of Commerce | Department of Multi-National Corporations |
| Department of Defense | Department of Attack |
| Department of Energy | Department of Petro-Dollars |
| Department of Health and Human Services | Department of Sickness and Marxism |
| Department of Homeland Security | Department of Police State |
| Department of Housing and Urban Development | Department of FEMA Camps & Sub-Prime Mortgages |
| Department of Justice | Department of Injustice |
| Department of Labor | Department of Slave Labor |
| Department of State | Department of the Deep State |
| Department of Transportation | Department of Check Points |
| Department of the Treasury | Department of Financial Slavery and Bondage |
| Department of Veterans Affairs | Department of Veterans Abuse |
| Central Intelligence Agency | Controlling Individuals Anonymously |
| Drug Enforcement Agency | Drug Trafficking Agency |
| Federal Bureau of Investigation | Federal Bureau of Control |
| Federal Reserve Bank | Privately Owned Bank |
| Internal Revenue Service | Anti Robin Hood Service - Steal from the Poor & Give to the Rich |
| National Security Agency | National Spying/Surveillance Agency |
| National Institute of Standards & Technology (NIST) | National Institute for Bogus 9/11 Report |
| Broadcasting Board of Governors | Propaganda Board of Governors |
| Voice of America | Voice of Lies |
| Office of Management and Budget | Office of Debt Creation and Deficits |
| Office of the Director of National Intelligence | Office of National Spying |
| Office of the United States Trade Representative | Office for the Protection of Multi-National Corporate Trade |
It's important for us to laugh at some of the challenges that we face and satire is an effective method of achieving this.
I hope that some of them made you laugh and if you've got better names for any of them (or for ones that I've missed) please let me know in the comments and let's have some fun with it.
What's your favorite?
Have an awesome day!
Source: Definition of DoubleSpeak - Wikipedia
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