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STEEMONKEY
@steemonkey
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Liver, lover, teller of real life tales, strangler, joker.
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2018-04-13 08:21
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steemonkey
travel
2019-04-21 15:35
A new life as a van dweller
Hello everyone...well we've finally done it. We've sold our house and bought a van to live in. Why...I hear you ask? Well the government didn't help when they made it unaffordable for us to stay in our
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comedyopenmic
2019-01-31 17:04
Rap Unrapped - NWA - Straight Outta Compton (Comedy Open Mic round 45)
Hello everyone. Have you ever wondered, like me, just what those rappers are talking about? Well I thought I'd have a little dig whilst doing some chores the other day. Now does it make sense? If so can
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music
2019-01-18 11:40
Rap Unrapped - Eminem - Lose Yourself
Have you ever wondered just what those rappers are talking about? Personally I just can't keep up with the lyrics so I thought it a good idea to look at some lyrics and present them in a spoken fashion
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comedyopenmic
2019-01-02 17:13
The Kidlington Mystery - Comedy Open Mic round 43
It was an ordinary Sunday in the village of Kidlington, Oxfordshire. The first rays of the morning sun were reaching through the treetops into the kitchen where Janice Ballthrush was just about to finish
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informationwar
2019-01-01 15:17
Eye on the sky - 29 Dec 2018
More sunscreening activity taking place over NW England. Best wishes and thanks for caring. STEEMONKEY🐒
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informationwar
2018-12-24 13:34
Eye on the sky - 24 Dec 2018
It seems Santa will be wearing his breathing mask on his delivery round. No respite on Christmas Eve here in NW England. Early this morning the trails were long and plenty. They have continued throughout
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comedyopenmic
2018-12-15 12:44
The Party - Comedy Open Mic round 41
I'd never been to Scholes before. There were three parts of town that my parents told me to stay away from, and of those three, Scholes was probably the worst. It was late 1984 and I was thirteen years
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informationwar
2018-12-13 12:42
Eye on the sky - 13 Dec 2018
Too much activity to keep up with today. The planes have been leaving trails since first thing this morning and have been non stop since. Here's a few of today's culprits. Frankfurt CET (UTC +01:00) DEPARTURE
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informationwar
2018-12-11 15:28
Eye on the sky - 11 Dec 2018
After mostly cloud for the past few weeks, gaps of blue appeared this morning. Something told me they wouldn't last long and sure enough, within hours, the sky was criss crossed with more plane trails
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life
2018-12-01 13:02
How Technology Can De-Skill Us
There's a road junction just around the corner from my house, which seems to have more than its fair share of accidents and incidents. Indeed, at this very junction last year, I saved the life of a tiny
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history
2018-11-26 14:48
The Battle of Wigan Lane - 25th August 1651
History is all around us. Look what I found just around the corner. The location of the 1651 Battle of Wigan Lane which took place during the English Civil War between the Roundheads (Parliamentarians)
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-22 12:37
Dirty Diane - Comedy Open Mic round 39
Back in the 1980's I worked in the kitchen of a restaurant that you'll be glad to hear doesn't exist anymore. I'd just left school and to earn a little money while I attended college I accepted a job washing
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life
2018-11-19 15:53
How to Meditate
We all know meditation is good for us yet surprisingly few people indulge in the activity. It can be challenging at first but it really doesn't have to be. Some insist on adopting a certain posture that
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comedyopenmic
2018-11-16 12:42
The Slag Heap Trials - Comedy Open Mic round 38
It was the summer of 1985 and I was 13 years old. There were six of us, all the same age and all friends from school. The slag heaps are massive. Huge man made mounds of 'slag' or waste from the old coal
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life
2018-11-14 16:18
Eye on the sky - 14 Nov 2018
The skies have been clouded over for the past few weeks over this part of NW England but finally the blue broke through ths morning. This lasted until lunchtime when the sky once again began to cloud over
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life
2018-11-11 21:43
Finding Spirituality
I hated religion for most of my life. The Catholic schools I attended didn't help matters with their aggressive, prescriptive methods of indoctrination. My parents and five older siblings never spoke of
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openmic
2018-11-06 15:56
Steemit Openmic Week 110 - Lady Gaga's Dong Song (Original)
Hello fellow Steemians. This morning I saw a story that inspired me to write a little song. This is my openmic debut. It's probably not one for the easily offended so if you feel you may melt just move
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life
2018-10-30 11:43
Sainsbury's launches range of sex toys starting from £8
My wife tells me I'm a bit of a prude sometimes so I awaited her reaction to this news article with some anticipation. She wasn't exactly surprised, but this did make her feel uncomfortable. We both remember
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story
2018-10-29 16:24
The Decline of the UK Town Centre
Hello friends. Earlier today I took a stroll around my local town centre armed with my camera. I remember walking around this town centre as a small boy in the 1970's. Back then I would see something of
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walkwithme
2018-10-24 16:10
A Tour of Haigh Country Park
Hello friends. This morning Kelly and I took Syd for a nice walk through Haigh Country Park. We're lucky to live within walking distance of this wonderful place. I've been visiting this place for over
