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Boss to the new servant: how much time has been, see!
Servant: Sir, I do not know the time.
Boss: Hey ass! Look at the clock!
Servant: Look, sir!
Boss: Now see where the big bang and where is the little?
Servant: Sir, there are two watches in the clock ...
Boss: Hey bullock, look at where it is!
Servant: Sir, there is a face down on the other side - I wonder what?
Boss: Father, forgive me. I do not know the time! This time my own time will end ...