😎 Bid Bots 2 😎

This is what happened when we used bid bots
We spent a bunch of money but we didn’t make much
Most people were ok with it
Some people thought that we were dicks

But there’s one thing that we can say
We met a lot more crypto-babes
Now their friends are joining Steemit
That’s a good enough reason to use bots
The bots
Crypto-babes love bots

Bid bots were the only way
The SteemBirds ever hit the trending page
Good content was not enough
To get your post to the fucking top
To the top
Like it or not

Using bid bots is a risky biz
Cause your ass might get down voted
You could even lose some cash
Better make sure you’re not posting trash

The treading page was never great
Even before the bid bots came
Whales have always had control
Right now they’re controlling it with bots
With bots
Maybe we should give it a shot

Bid bots were the only way
The SteemBirds ever hit the trending page
Good content is not enough
To get your post to the fucking top
Mother fuck'n top
Like it or not

Bid Bot Experiment Results (just an FYI)

Last week we promoted our post to the trending page using bid bots. It cost us 280 STEEM and the post paid out a total value of 277.5 STEEM. So we lost 2.5 STEEM on the post. This was largely due to the market correction, which also meant we got paid more STEEM and less SBDs. Had the price of STEEM and SBDs stayed constant, we probably would have made a small profit. As it stands, it was an informative experiment and a cost-effective promotion strategy.