Death, destruction and devastation - A science experiment

I'm not a scientist and neither is the mate I was having a few drinks with at the pub the other night. We were chatting about the state of the world and society and unanimously agreed that it needs to be blown the fuck up leaving a clean slate to work with.

That led to discussion about how that blowing up might happen but after a few more beers we were at a loss as to a way forward. After two more beers my mate and I came up with a possible method however and I thought I'd put it out there for y'all to comment on.

The thing is, if we were to run an experiment to test the method and it actually worked the world would end so it'd be more a permanent solution to the world's problems than an experiment to determine how to create a permanent solution. Right?

Below is the proposed method and I wonder what you reckon about it. Would it work?

Here it is:

Every human being on the planet does a massive fart at exactly the same moment and someone lights a match.

My mate and I think the resulting explosion would eradicate most of the population and we'd enter an, only the strong survive, scenario so all the weak cunts would be gone and humanity can start fresh. It's a bit like Charles Darwin's theory of Natural Selection but different.

What do you reckon, would it work or would it be a massive smelly, gaseous failure? Does society need a reset? Feel free to comment on this scientific conundrum in the comments.