I managed to knock out another gem last night. It's a work of fiction based on real things that could possibly have happened to someone. I won't go into the full plot, it hasn't got one. Suffice to say it's about testicles and penises. Obviously there's a journey, testicles and penises are involved. There are tits and vaginas to, for the ladies. You've got to cover all the bases to maximize sales. There may even be a celebrity diet in there somewhere girls. At the end of the story we've all learned something and I like to think we've grown. You need the full set of course. Penises and testicles naturally go together like Batman and Robin Hood. I like to think of Batman as being the penis. You got a penis and no testicles and you ain't going nowhere. You got testicles and no penis and you are in dire straits. You need at least one testicle and one penis for the full effect. The man in this picture has forgotten to bring his penis. Now he's quite literally fucked because he literally can't fuck. Or even have a piss it would seem. There'll be women all over the world asking themselves "what's he going to use to think with now?"
(The copyright to this image is the property of ResearchGate.)
Some people might say it's wrong to laugh at a man with no penis. Those people don't understand the hierarchy of comedy. Woman with a benign lump in her breast that needs a biopsy = tragedy. You aren't allowed to laugh about that. Man with testicular cancer who has just lost a testicle = amusing. Anyone can have a bit of a giggle at his expense, especially if he's had a fake testicle put in his scrotum. Man with breast cancer = hilarious. Fill your boots with the laughs you can have at his expense. Though you can argue with that you'd be entirely wrong to do so.
So here I am busy laughing at the picture of the man who forgot his penis. He'd have forgotten his balls to if they weren't in a bag. Must have been in a real hurry to get out the door I suppose. As all men will tell you, always check your cock and balls. Ladies, next time you watch a man leave anywhere, even a room, he'll take a quick check they are accounted for. Now no matter where this man goes he won't be ready. Nobody's going to lend him one are they. Would you lend your penis to a man who could leave it on a bus or train. You wouldn't lend that man anything. That's the problem with penises and balls. They are a double act. If you lend anyone your penis, what can you do.
You never see a penis and testicle library do you. The only things libraries contain are books, computers and homeless people. To anyone thinking of opening up a penis and testicle lending library, think again. You'll lose all your money you fools. They'll roll off the shelves anyway. You'd spend all your time picking them up and sticking them back on the shelves. Only for the buggers to fall off again. It would be a never ending thankless task.
Now this guy left home without his penis. Take this as a warning. Because you've got to have the double act of penis and balls. He's going nowhere with just a couple of nuts in his sack. Now he'll have to go back home to get it. That's if he didn't leave it on a plane. To every man out there, no matter what you're doing always check your cock and balls at least once every five seconds. That way you'll never mislay them. Most men already do that of course. But this man didn't, so there's a possibility some of us didn't get the memo. This article is for their benefit. So always remember guys : PENIS AND BALLS; DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM.