I've dated just three times and I can't even finish what I saw in those moments...Love is blind they say, but now I see
The Covid pandemic gave me ample time to spend on social medias and there I was buzzing everywhere on Facebook looking for who wasn't looking for me, I'm the guy more comfortable on phones than real life meetings, so I do the main works online rather than offline, hehe.
I finally saw this wonderful girl, Her name was Jennifer, a slim beautiful girl that's very close to the earth (if you know what I mean) and jumped into her DM like a monkey would do to a free banana.
We started talking and talking and feelings were caught even without seeing her in person, lol.
I drafted a list of people to meet immediately the Covid pandemic Break was over and of course, she was at the top.
The break finally was over and I told her I wanted to come see her but Jennifer gave me the shock of my life, hehehe
She said to me,
"Samuel, I have repented and I am now a good Christian"
I could not understand exactly what she meant....
I just told you I wanted to meet you and you're telling me you're now a born again, so me that wants to see you is the devil or if I see you now, you won't be a Christian again, lol
Like joke like joke, I didn't get to meet Jennifer because she didn't consent to that and I couldn't go uninvited like I did on Facebook and that was how it ended..
So I would like to ask you all actively dating,
Are you all Pagans? Because Jennifer made it look like dating is for pagans.
The second dating experience I had was when I was in third year...
During the Christmas break, I didn't want to be idle at home, so I went to a standard laboratory just to be learning few skills from them and there was Jane.
She was so welcoming and it wasn't a miracle we became friends after few weeks.
I later got to know that she attends to the University that was in the same State with the one I attend also.
The break was over but Jane and I weren't over, hehehe.
We soon went back to our various Universities.
I was visiting Jane every weekend as if the school was just my classroom.... I will visit her, buy her goodies and we will talk till it's dark.
When I will be going, I will be running to meet up before my lodge gate is locked and sometimes I will have to trek some miles before I get a bus..
But the brain burster here was that even though we were at her campus, I will still walk her down to her hostel before I start my temple run back home instead of her walking me to a distance, chaii....all these things for love, hehe.
This continued and I kept enjoying my running without complaint, I didn't even see it as anything...
Honestly, love is the easiest way to make a man's brain stop working (Mini brain lock) and get the heart pumping red hearts instead of blood.
How could I be suffering myself all the time?
I'm the only one doing the coming oh, never for once did she come and I didn't even bother, heww, I fucked up.
Soon she finished her final exams and you won't believe how the relationship ended, hehehe.
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Few months after her exams, I switched on my data, only for me to see an invitation card, I thought it was a hiking invitation for lovers only for me to look at it closely to see Jane Weds Victor with the low budget ring scattered everywhere...
I couldn't understand my eyes and was like, so I've been playing all these while and you've just been using me to catch cruise, haeww.
Till today, I don't even know the aftermath of the invitation because I blocked her immediately for me to have my peace of mind.
I am on sabbatical leave for now before my mental health will deteriorate, hehehe
Oh... Oh... Dating, what have you not done? Phewww.
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