Чирик-привет, my dear friends!
- Hi, Dina, how are you? You are shaggy, pale, colorless. Did you have something bad?
- I dream to visit a beauty salon, but I have no money for this.
- Take it from your boyfriend. He wants to see you beautiful, right?
- I don't have a boyfriend and can't take money from him.
- I understand, that's right. To make you beautiful you need money. To have the money you need a boyfriend. To have a boyfriend you must be beautiful. A vicious circle of problems. Do not worry! I will make you beautiful myself. All your familiar female birds will fall from the branches with envy, and all your familiar male birds will dream of you!
- No, I do not want you to make a beauty out of me, I want a beauty salon for specialists.
- Sit quietly and do not twitch, otherwise you will be even worse. Madia, squeeze her so that she does not run away while I comb her feathers.
- That's it, now you have become a pretty bird! I'm happy. Do not thank, you can ask me for help next time. You will get a great result completely free! Just do not tell everyone about it so that the beggars do not come running. I want to sell my services expensive.
- Tell me, please, is it a free beauty salon here? I heard the ad: “Quick, high quality, fashionable, and completely free”?
- Нa ha ha, word of mouth worked!
- Well, darling, you got into reliable paws, more precisely a beak, masters. Get ready to get gloss and happiness!
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