https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jar
This joke’s is gonna crack your ribs open 🤪🤪🤪
A 85-year-elderly person goes to see his primary care physician for his normal actual test. The specialist says that the man needs to give a sperm test and gives him a container saying, "Take this container home with you and return tomorrow with a sperm test."
The following day the elderly person returns to the specialists and gives him the container, which is just about as perfect and vacant as when the specialist offered it to him.
So the specialist asks what occurred and for what good reason there is no sperm test in the container. The elderly person says, "All things considered, doc, it resembles this… first I attempted with my right hand, however nothing. Then, at that point I attempted with my left hand, yet at the same time nothing. Then, at that point I asked my significant other for help. She attempted with her right hand – nothing; then, at that point with her left, as yet nothing. She attempted with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then, at that point with her teeth out, as yet nothing. We even called up Maisie, the woman nearby and she attempted as well, first with two hands, then, at that point an armpit, and she even took a stab at pressing it between her knees, yet at the same time nothing."
The specialist is truly stunned by this and asks suspiciously, "You asked your neighbor???"
The elderly person answers, "That's right, not one of us could get the container open."
