23 useless parts on a mans body. 20 nails u cant hammer. 2 balls u cant throw
& 1 cock that cant "crow". dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
What are they? Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!
Q: What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis...even a thought can raise it.
Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant.
Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman…
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he
thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later
on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're
getting mayo all over my bed!"
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree.
Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied,
"See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
8)Sharma ji used to fuck mrs Sharma using milk as lubricant.
Later she was rushed to hospital, when the Doctor came out of OT said,
no baby or baba, just 1kg MAWA.
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left,
i was hurt, . . . BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Sex Guide Bak 2 bak, front 2 front, on d table,
lick dcunt, stick it in, do ur ting, do it hard & make her sing,
tense ur body feel dcum, den let it rip into her bum!
